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A Terrible Mistake

A detailed grayscale illustration of a large fish with a human face, wearing a checkered scarf, and a giant nose, depicted with a fishing hook in its mouth. The fish's body is suspended and attached to a fishing line extending out of the frame.

Welcome to Turnip28. The disgustingly creative world of British artist Max Fitzgerald.

Join a community of inspiring generals, mud covered murderers and mutant miniature wargamers, and fight for survival in a dying world.

You will weep. You will cheer as deranged peasants kick each other to death in the mud.

Gather your troops. Fix bayonets. Devote yourself to the roots.

Black and white illustration of a twisted rope or vine, with a textured and somewhat abstract appearance.
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Miniature metal figurines of medieval soldiers and a knight on horseback in formation, with shields and spears, set in a diorama scene.
Miniature figurines of soldiers and mushrooms on a diorama set, representing a historical battlefield scene.
Miniature soldiers in medieval armor with shields and spears, some riding horses, arranged in a line on a textured surface with a small twisted tree and a large snail shell in the background.
A small sculpture resembling a bird with a mushroom-shaped head and body, standing on a rectangular base with thin legs, with a background of dark figures and a tiny dried plant near the sculpture.
Small model of a cannon with three figures in dark clothing and hats, surrounded by stacks of black cylindrical objects, on a dirt surface.
Black and white illustration of a car wreck with a toppled vehicle, broken parts, and debris scattered around.

RULES

All Turnip28 Rules are FREE, and always will be, thanks to the unwavering support of the Turnip28 patrons in the face of complete and utter disaster.

https://www.patreon.com/Turnip28

Book cover with dark blue background featuring a broken sword with a small orange creature inside the blade, and the text "T28" at the top, "TURNIP28" below it, and "THE SHATTERED LANCE" at the bottom.
A dark poster featuring a skull with plant-like roots, mechanical parts, and pins, with the text "T28 TURNIP28" at the top and "CORE RULES" at the bottom.
A dark, eerie painting of a tall, humanoid creature with glowing eyes, standing in a swampy landscape. The text "T28" with dripping effects and "TURNIP28" are overlaid on the image.

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Two insect-like creatures with humanoid features are engaged in a battle. One is on the left, crouching with an outstretched arm, while the other is on the right, standing and holding a wand or staff, with wings spread wide. The background appears smoky or foggy, suggesting a conflict or dramatic scene.

Recruit Your Regiment

Players are equally encouraged to use official Turnip28 figures or convert their own, using whatever historical and fantasy kits they can lay their filthy hands on.

Official Turnip28 miniatures have been lovingly designed to decapitate and kitbash together at your leisure.

Miniature painted model of a noble cavalry lancer riding a rearing horse, with other cavalry miniatures in the background, game-themed with a decorative red and black border.
Miniature figure of an orc warrior holding a spear, with another figure blurred in the background, on a tabletop gaming surface, with a dark and red themed border and the text "The Firing Squad" and "TURN I P 28".
A small figurine of a soldier with a painted face standing next to a large, old, metallic frogspawn with moss and plants growing on it, surrounded by a red border with a black background, and text indicating 'Frogspawn's 50 pounder' and 'TURNIP28'.
A digitally edited image featuring a figure in creature-like clothing with armor, a pig mask, and accessories, set against a dark, fantasy-style background. There is a cartoonish bear with an open mouth and wide eyes in the lower right corner. Decorative elements include a red border, white scratches, and text that reads "T8 TURNIP28" at the top and "SCREECH WYRM" at the bottom.
A black and white illustration of a mythical creature with a human-like body, bird-like head, and dragon features, holding a staff, with a banner reading '3D PRINTABLE'.
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*Digital STLs for 3d Printing.